You know what I notice when I talk to my mom; she seems to exaggerate the simplest things. For example today I was cleaning the kitchen and she asks me “Did you sweep the floor,” of course I hadn’t so I picked up the broom and began sweeping. Then she adds “The floor is absolutely disgusting so make sure you do a good job.” Naturally I expect to see a heaping mess of...
When my parents walk by I stop scrolling
nikki-b-is-me: Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
That horrible feeling when you find out your crush...
lordnyny: And it never was you.